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{Hidoi Desu}

The Wahmbulatory are often seen pulling up to wanks in their Wahmbulances, permanently borrowed from Bleeding Heart General. As soon as they disembark, they distribute guilt trips to all whom they feel deserve it. Their favored crusades are anti-furbashing and anti-Grammar Nazis, where their twin clarion calls of "If you don't like it, don't look at it!" and "stop judging!" frequently ring out over the tumult. Their mission is to fight what they perceive as Grave Injustices against Mankind. Among other things, they will almost never enlist help, believeing that the rightness of their cause will carry the day. It's just as well, as a foccused attack by a large number of Wahmbulatory can exhaust all but the wankiest opponent.